Once upon a time....

Once upon a time....

there was a girl who got burnt

out from too much dark chocolate. She'd seen the Easter bunny on her theobromine-induced buzz but now she wasn't motivated to hunt for eggs despite the high stakes. One egg contain

-er was filled with plastique explosives. It was put there by an Iranian man who was trying to get revenge on Saddam by blowing up his only surviving relative in Nantucket. Easter

The Airport Security was alerted, holding the line up. Yola would miss her flight to Abruzzizi.

Yola silently cursed to herself that she wouldn't be able to make it to Abruzzizi to visit her secret romance. "Damn Airport Security," she muttered. She decided to hijack a plane

using the very same underwire bra that had prevented her from passing the metal detector. Holding the padded cups over the pilot's face she shouted "This plane goes to Abruzzizi!"

Two officials studied the wreckage of the cockpit. "The head pilot was a crossdresser," concluded Det. Manatee. "Yes," agreed Columbo, "but why is the bra around his eyes?" "Beats

must have blinded him with his own bra. What a shameful way to go." Manatee started to write on his paper, as Columbo stared at him, puzzled. "Beats?" "Yep. Case closed, let's go."