Pssst, hey. Yeah. Yeah, you. You wanna get
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Pssst, hey. Yeah. Yeah, you. You wanna get loco? Try this: shave the inside of 2 bananas and dry it for 3 days. Then get some bufotoxin from a psychoactive toad's back warts and
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sprinkle in a teaspoon of ground garlic, make a nice spliff out of it and you've got the most powerful halucinogenic ever created. Smoke that shit up and you'll be
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as high as a bat. At least that's what I told the Vampire as I rolled him out one of my special garlic doobies.
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One puff of the garblic dope and the vampire went balistic screaming. He morphed into a vampire bat and went straight for my jugular like a thirsty mosquito. "Oops! I guess
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I did it again. I played with your heart.
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I didn't have a baseball, and your heart was right there, so I took a knife
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and cut the cookies into heart shapes. "Keep your heart still, babe. I can't style the aorta when it moves." She screamed about how Jack had ripped her open, but the cookies were
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absolutely delicious. Bleeding from her chest, with Jack's underarms in her belly, she munched away at least a dozen of cookies before realizing that she was running out of percodi
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plus. The two were entwined like lovers, dying as his broken arms could not be extricated from having plunged through her rubs and into her stomach. Finally his head fell off.
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And that's the moral of the story, quit while you're ahead. Get it, A HEAD - his head fell off? Even I'm rolling my eyes on this one.
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- 2011-05-09 19:52:08
- Finished
- 2012-09-08 17:08:11
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SlimWhitman Sep 08 2012 @ 17:45
Well, the gruesome finish is mitigated by your eye rolling pun. It's funny too because it starts with someone concocting a hallucinogenic joint and ends with your moral.
Zetawilk Sep 08 2012 @ 19:45
The joint lead to harder stuff, you see. Percodi Plus is highly addictive.