One day, while a young girl was on vacation,
- One day, while a young girl was on vacation, she and her family went swimming in the Ocean. Suddenly, a whirlpool began to drag her down. In a panic, she
- started to dance in the middle of the water, as she thought that would help her problem. It didn't. So the whirlpool continued to drag her down the water, when she finally
- just gave up and let it take her. Faster than she would have imagined, she had been sucked in the hole, and fell out in the land underneath; it didn't hurt nearly as much as she
- was told it would hurt in sex education class. But she didn't even remember that. She didn't remember anything. All she could think about was getting back to the orgasmihole.
- the orgasmihole was a blend of real Oaxacan mole, blond hashish and raw cookie dough. Ever since she got into that stuff, it was all that mattered to her. I was afraid to try
- speaking to her, 'cause she was not lucid at all anymore.When she spoke to people, she used their first name about a million times. She was so fucking high it wasn't funny to other
- people who also got high. She gave them a bad name. Paragliders, skydivers, you name it. They used to be the highest of the high, but she had gone too far this time.
- That's right: she was as high as a weather balloon. Skydivers and paragliders couldn't hold a candle to her - especially at such dizzying heights. There was no going back now.
- Finally Dorothy was returning to Kansas. Yes, right back over the rainbow she flew, with Toto tucked firmly beneath her arm. "Auntie Em, Auntie Em!" she cried, as she hovered over
- The landscape, trying to find her way home. As she swooped over a lake, then a forest, then a weird shaped rock, she saw it! Home at last! She landed and rushed inside. The End.
- Started
- 2011-08-12 14:00:36
- Finished
- 2013-07-09 08:47:35
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PurpleProf Jul 09 2013 @ 09:02
Wow! That was some trip Dorothy was on! She really should find better things to do there in Kansas.
KieferSkunk Jul 09 2013 @ 14:10
I always thought The Wizard of Oz was just one really long acid trip. I guess this proves it. :)
PurpleProf Jul 09 2013 @ 18:32
Alternate ending to the Wizard of Oz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6exm2Hi28Xw LOL!