This was a new kind of feeling. Like a kind

This was a new kind of feeling. Like a kind of upside down sadness. He didn't really know how to vocalise it properly, and everyone waited to hear what he would say. He looked up

at the crowd of psycholigists gathered around him and cleared his throat. "I am a very sad man," he bellowed in a voice resembling Steve Carell being swallowed by a cow. "That I kn

ee deep B .S. and not a very good impression of Steve Carell in Bovinus", said Dr. Goldberg. "He identifies with Steve Carrels role in 40 yr old virgin." said Dr Ruth. The patient

suddenly jumped up and started quoting lines from the movie. Both doctors stared at him for a moment, casually observing his insanity. After another minute, he stiffened

his back and looked around. He took of his blue patient garb and threw it at the nurses face. "That was for you!" he said, winking at her. Doctors tried to catch him but

7/11. He bought some M&M's. The nut ones. The teller did not seem to mind that he was naked and clearly devoid of all marbles. Perhaps life on the outside wouldn't be so bad.

A tv filming crew entered the 7/11. "Sir," said the director "Can you remain standing exactly how you are? The perfect commercial! Its slogan will be: "America's Favorite Nuts".

Who would be the first participant? It was a young college student filmmaker wearing chili pepper chef pants. He said, "Hiya!" and got a Red Bull to drink later. He paid with his

debit card, wrangled his way through the aisle carrying his camcorder and hoped his film of the earthquake would move the audience! Showtime! Will he be the winner!?