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Mama is so ugly, she

moved out when we asked her to take out the trash. Poor Mama, now she

ended up breaking both her legs while taking out the trash. Despite her being my mother, I knew I couldn't waste the meat. So I

me. I laughed and they glared. Mom, who was waving, accidentally pused my sister, who fell on the sidewalk and broke her nose and ribs. The paramedics were not happy at all.

Even though they were making mucho bucks pasting back together any which way. These grumpy doctors attached my sister's sinuses to her chest cavity and then billed us for $70K.

We were quite happy with our lips and still do not understand how we spent $70K to have duck bills installed on our faces. The wife says we did it for the selfies but I never take

selfies. My boss sure as hell did not like it when I showed up at the office the next day sporting my new look. He said that unless Howard the Duck was going to start listing with

The the same realtor, sales were going to be plummeting. Howard The Duck couldn't sell condos because there were too many to even rent. There went my job!