I'm a satellite scavenger, a dangerous occupation.

I'm a satellite scavenger, a dangerous occupation. Governments & corporations don't like their technological secrets getting out. You have to b e quick. I'd narrowed the impact

to this McDonald's Play Place. I held out my satellite net and waited for the (likely) alien technology to crash through the roof above. But a kid in the ball pit started throwing

up all over the place which really skeeved me out. I scampered out of the pit just in time to avoid being horribly crushed by an object resembling a giant Rubik's cube. Ah Ha! I ye

me feel so much better. My ataxophobia crippled me when I wanted to leave and the Rubik's cube was not finished. Now, I could leave. Just then I saw that she had left out

the tiny beaver that's meant to be inside all Rubik's cubes. Ataxiophobia can be confused with OCD, but let me explain a few things about it to you as we leave this popsicle stand.

OCD has a tendancy to make people really difficult to ne around whereas Ataxiophoboa makes people just kind of difficult to be around. It may seem like a trivial difference, but

filling out this healthcare paperwork is a pain. They don't even have a box for Coulrophobia, do I check the "other" box and just write it in? AAH! I'm so confused, so I decided to

just write Coulrophobiac as my middle name. That way everyone would know. I left the rest of my healthcare paperwork blank. My family history of circus performers was to much to fi

nish. Lobster boy, the bearded lady the list really does go on and on and there isn't a check box for this type of medical history how do you even begin to explain