OK, I have had about enough of that, "detention

OK, I have had about enough of that, "detention this afternoon". "Not this afternoon, I have to go to practice or I won't be able to play this weekend". You should have thought

a girl would go out with you just because you can solve the binomial equation. You need to wear some cologne, invest in some fur to glue on your chest, buy cheap liquor.

This guy looked like Larry from Three's Company so he must know what he's talking about when it comes to pulling chicks. I stuffed a sock down my pants and sneered at the female on

one leg. Not a very intelligent or cool first move as I promptly ended up in a heap after a small dog mistook me for a tree. I decided the way to her heart was by

basking in my fresh new scent, so I quickly rolled around in the leaves. It wasn't long before she came back my way, breathing heavily and sweating heavily. She was in heat, and

no wonder because it was summer and I'd left the thermostat up. Still, I felt toasty and comfortable. Her own discomfort was not my problem, even as she started melting into a

big pile of human goo, just like the Wicked Witch of the West. Though I suppose, this was the Wicked Bitch of the West. Heh-heh, see what I did there?

Momentarily struck by my own cleverness, I wondered again why I was refused membership into Mensa. Ah well...their loss. I turned away from the mess and toward other matters at han

d. If Mensa wasnt going to let me in, there was 1 more organization that I could join. I filled out my application, put in my 50.00 check. Look out FURRYNATIONUNITE, here I come!