What is love?
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What is love?
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Some people say its your mom, some say its my mom
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but no one will really know who killed the neighbor between our houses. His dog annoyed the hell out of my mom, but he bit your mom.
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"Yeah well, my mom's bite wound will eventually heal, but your mom will always be annoying!" "Hey don't interrupt my train of thought." But the train was already off its tracks.
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"Yo mama's so fat, that her blood type is Nutella!" "Yeah?! Well, YO mama's so ugly, that they pay her to put her clothes ON at the strip club" "Nooo, YO mama's so dumb that
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then I realized, I was trying to do the "dozens" with Yoyo Ma.
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Yoyo wailed on his cello while Edgar Meyer and Ravi Shankar accompanied on bass and sitar from the adjacent room. It was a cultural smorgasbord of sound phantasmagoric effluvia.
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It was happy accident that two rival gangs of dance school rejects had agreed at that exact time and space to face off.They came popping and krumping to pose at the demarcation,yo.
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Yoyo finished reading the review & pursed his lips. "Is that a favorable review? I mean 'effluvia'? Shankar shrugged. "Yoyo, he doesn't knoow whhat indian music is. So vay should
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vee care? Hoo-hoo! Effluwee-a! I tink about something my Dadi told me looong ago-o. Do not sveat the leetle stuff. Here, YoYo. Put dat down & dreenk dees Kingfeesher vid me."
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- Started
- 2014-11-12 08:51:10
- Finished
- 2014-12-26 21:05:39
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SlimWhitman Jan 04 2015 @ 06:19
Credit to zxvasdf for introducing 'effluvia'. When I completed my fold, zxvasdf's had gotten in between. Hence it's reappearance. There are only three folds in the foldingstory universe with effluvia in them, and two are in this story!
SlimWhitman Jan 04 2015 @ 19:56
I mean zedberg invited 'effluvia'. I got hung up trying to correctly spelll 'zxvasdf' and botched that comment.
zxvasdf Jan 04 2015 @ 19:59
Yes... my entry was crap in the greater scheme of things, but I like to keep it weird, unwittingly or not