"We've created an infinite loop!," I shouted,

"We've created an infinite loop!," I shouted, "but don't worry! We'll be ok if we think about this function recursively, ok?" Behind us some more of the floor fell into the math

-ridden void. The black hole in the dance floor's core threatened oblivion, but they had until nightfall. The infinite loop had to be cancelled. Jimmy Fallon stared at Robert Plant

and thought, "Lizards." Robert Plant said, "Jimmy Fallon, stop looking at me will you? We need to deal with this rip in the dance floor's fabric of reality before it sucks the DJ

Who was going to veer towards southampton sooner or later.

of people I knew when I was a foreign exchange student at Miskatonic University. I would offer a game of Ultimate Frisbee and they would just stare at me with these fish eyes.

It's hard for me to put down my feelings into words--even after all this time. But this is how I fell in love with the most beautiful halibut in Miskatonic. It was the usual campus

lovestory. Studying late one night in the library I stumbled on the Squamamicon. I reciting an incantation, conjuring Hippoglossus, her two eyes fixed me, her fishy mouth beckoned

then the creature slithered her way back into the spellbook after glancing at me one last time. Outside, a cold wind tortured the library windows and they let out a tired creak.

The library was old and knackered and would likely fall down within a year, burying it's secrets within it. I slipped out of the back and headed back home to my family.