A dark shadow watched Wolverina Puckeridge

A dark shadow watched Wolverina Puckeridge saunter down an alleyway in her iron heals and patented Stoatbag. Crime had plummeted in Gotham since she opened the Stoat academy

for Orphaned Stoats and Stoats Who Can't Read So Good, but it was still an invitation for trouble to walk home after dark dressed in nothing but a fur bikini & a smile. The shadow

of the piano falling overhead was crushed by the piano, as was our female protagonist. The evil rogue Stoats slid down the drain pipe to collect their prizes: a bikini, dentures

,hot pink flipflops & an IUD. The Stoats voted on which one of them could most likely pull of the disguise. Seamus Stoat was elected. Donning the bikini, dentures, flipflops & inse

The nightswimming was the best part of being contracted to play the role of Dr. Wikid. Usually there were several lovely women who couldn't sleep so they went nightswimming.

They all sported lovely white lace thong bikinis. My eyes would have popped out of my head but, alas I suffered terminal E.D.. That's right erectile disjointing. I was totally

, like, unhinged, man. Like literally." "That's very interesting. But what does that have to do with why you were late to class again?"

"Well, I had to wait around for the repairman to come and put the hinges back on." The teacher glowered at the student and then walked slowly to the lectern. "Turn to page 756."

All the students turned to page 756 and slowly began to read the most boring assignment on the reproduction of cells. From the hallway you could hear the sounds of people sighing.