Toro is a fan of vampire fiction since his

Toro is a fan of vampire fiction since his childhood in Mexico.

He grew up near Lake Alchichica and there were many legends surrounding the malevolent prince whose presence was marked by the bizarre stromolites within the deep waters.

But i just adore lake Titicaca

But I must admit it's just because of the picture that flash in my mind when i hear TITIcaca. Tell me it doesn't sound like Boobs and Poop. A grade schoolers paradise.

"No, caca is the inside of you penis-hole," said Randy, the ginger with the reddest hair on the playground. He was tough, but we respected him cause he caught all Pokemon before us

and that was a very supermegafoxyawesomehot thing to do.

except for the fact that Megan Fox was a bad person. Which actually meant that this was a very bad thing. And so he looked for a way to undo it. He got online and found the numb

ing agent with which to immobilize Megan. Eventually he settled on Chloroform, a classic. Within a few hours she was tied to a chair in his basement, just now waking up to see the

"Rope... Hmm, 'rope' kinda rhymes with 'rape', doesn't it?" Her wrists began to bleed from the raw skin tearing. I started to laugh, thinking myself quite clever. Then I began.