One day there was a mysterious boy, who ate

One day there was a mysterious boy, who ate a pie that caused him to gain special powers. But then, a secret agent found out and......

Scarn wrote a limmerick about it: "A mysterious boy named Rex, ate chili pie and got a hex, his flatulant powers lasted for hours,

till fart smog had clouded our specs." He adopted the nom de plume Michael O'Scarn to conceal his identity as he perfected his first collection, "Limericks for Bodily Functions."

The first of the collections was "There was a woman who defecated, in a toilet that was always gated and when she

defecated the gate was always closed". It looked like an interesting time, at least more so than the collection of magazines strewn about. So I began reading about this pooping

contest where the winner was the contestant who went the longest without a bowel movement. Apparently contestant #8 had eaten a triple chili size a few hours before the event began

could not discern the true cause of his distress. Mostly to get the annoying smirks wiped off their faces, he turned slowly, and asked gravely, "Who is responsible for that*awful*

aroma?" But instead his question garnered additional smirks & sidelong looks.He finally could not hold his "distress" back any longer. His eyes bulging, his pants suddenly inflated

to ten times their size. The g-forces of gaseous anomaly lifted him up off the floor and clear out the window of the room! Typically, the teacher blamed him: "Playing hooky again!"