How to cure an anemic dolphin: First, take

How to cure an anemic dolphin: First, take the dolphin and

force feed it spinach. Then take the Dolphin for a parafin waxing session and then couple's cranial sacral couple's session. Then moisturize the dolphin because

modern antidepressants and corticotherapy. Only thing that keeps you alive when you're locked up here." "You worry too much" I said "I like dolphins better when they only squeak.

" The nurse nodded and jotted some notes down. "Okay. Patient now hallucinating that I'm a dolphin." I wondered, how long would it be before they noticed I was faking it?

The next day the nurse brought me a bucket of live anchovies and asked me "How's my cetacean patient today?" "I'm feeling a little promiscuous" I said.

The nurse slapped on a rubber glove and told me to turn my head and cough. I wasn't amused by her little joke. She knows cetaceans have no neck to speak of. I ate her anchovies

And the cheesemen warned, "Be careful with the caerphilly!". This was one delicate cheese which groaned when cut with a sharp knife. They knew from experience. One day a little boy

with no Caerphilly cheese experience approached the Cheesemen at the hour of cheese cutting. "I wish to demonstrate my cheese cutting skills" proclaimed the boy, trembling in fear.

The Cheeseman was shocked. "Did you just threaten me?!" he said. "N-no," said the boy. "Look, I'm made of cheese. How was I SUPPOSED to take that?" "Um-" "BEGONE WITH YOU!"