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How to cure an anemic dolphin: First, take

  • How to cure an anemic dolphin: First, take the dolphin and

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  • force feed it spinach. Then take the Dolphin for a parafin waxing session and then couple's cranial sacral couple's session. Then moisturize the dolphin because

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  • Dolphins can get eczema if they worry overly about pretty much anything. " Eeeeeeeeee'" squeaked the dolphin as many hands caressed its itchy body with paraffin. 'Thank God for

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  • modern antidepressants and corticotherapy. Only thing that keeps you alive when you're locked up here." "You worry too much" I said "I like dolphins better when they only squeak.

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  • " The nurse nodded and jotted some notes down. "Okay. Patient now hallucinating that I'm a dolphin." I wondered, how long would it be before they noticed I was faking it?

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  • The next day the nurse brought me a bucket of live anchovies and asked me "How's my cetacean patient today?" "I'm feeling a little promiscuous" I said.

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  • The nurse slapped on a rubber glove and told me to turn my head and cough. I wasn't amused by her little joke. She knows cetaceans have no neck to speak of. I ate her anchovies

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  • And the cheesemen warned, "Be careful with the caerphilly!". This was one delicate cheese which groaned when cut with a sharp knife. They knew from experience. One day a little boy

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  • with no Caerphilly cheese experience approached the Cheesemen at the hour of cheese cutting. "I wish to demonstrate my cheese cutting skills" proclaimed the boy, trembling in fear.

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  • The Cheeseman was shocked. "Did you just threaten me?!" he said. "N-no," said the boy. "Look, I'm made of cheese. How was I SUPPOSED to take that?" "Um-" "BEGONE WITH YOU!"

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