Once upon a time...isn't it cute?Has anyone

Once upon a time...isn't it cute?Has anyone tried that before?No,but seriously:there was a princess,a witch,a black man and a yellow lab...GO NUTS!

This what Richard Nixon found written on a pad of paper at his desk. It was in his hand writing. The "GO NUTS!" was disturbingly authoritative. He had drank a lot last night after

the unsatisfying tryst with Kissinger. Buchanan walked by and caught a glance of Nixon stuffing the wadded up note into his pocket. Nixon quickly turned and

did two rails of coke off the desk. Buchanan looked pissed and sarcastically said thanks. Buchanan was staring at Nixon's pocket; whether it was because he knew about the note or

the tapes was unclear. Anyway that incompetent Spiro would never get us out of this mess. Now that Woodward and Bernstein had published it was only a matter of time before they

He closed his eyes and focused on the warm feeling in his ankle, nice, very nice, but a aroma lightly wafted across his face, vinagar? Is mama making pickles? I peek!... BAD DOG!

Instinctively he kick the flea bitten mutt aside. " What the F**K did you do that for you little Piece of Sh*t!" He screamed. Why do you keep doing that when

you know it's immoral to treat smarter creatures than you that way? The words came from nowhere (that was for sure) and seemed to pervert the abuser's mind. It wasn't until the

abuser started bleeding rectally that true fear set in. The gorillas saw hi fear and blood and new they day was near when they woudl rule the world once more.