"Oh, hello! I'm Rachel, your next door neighbor?Do

"Oh, hello! I'm Rachel, your next door neighbor?Do you mind if I borrow a cup of sugar?" I held out cup. "I was trying a new recipe, you see and..." Upper lip twitching & he invit

of the baking for the "special" brownies, so I was really excited. I went to the mailbox and my glaucoma meds showed up, so I was ready to put on my apron and bake! At first, the

box didn't move, but after a couple of minutes, it bounced all around the counter. I ripped it open and found a parakeet fly out and squawk "Squawkers is FREEEEEEEEE!!"

A store clerk shot the budgie with a tranc gun. "Pity, now they have given pets sentience, the birds are always trying to escape." I heard a cat whisper behind my back. (Idiot.)

The clerk felt a sharp sting on his neck and then passed out. Whiskers laid the spare tranc gun down while Mr. Cuddlesnug pushed the cart loaded with tuna cans into the truck.

Kitty caper #17 was the breeziest yet. "Candy from a dimwit," Whiskers meowed. Mr. Cuddlesnug nodded, then began to groom. In all, 250 tins of tuna, a solid haul. But Mr. Whiskers

was greedy. He wanted the 250 tins of tuna for himself. He'd laced Mr. Cuddlesnug's fur with poison. Bu Mr. Cuddlesnug had anticipated this and coated his tongue with

anti poison . Mr. Cuddlesnugs was safe from him.....

or so he thought. Is it funny or tragic that he dispatched Mr Cuddlesnugs while he was cuddling in his Barney electric snuggie™ by shorting the plug? You decide.