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Jacques Harigato lowered himself silently

  • Jacques Harigato lowered himself silently into the vault. His shoulder hairs detected no untoward vibrations, no wayward vibrations, but also no good vibrations. His back hair

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  • detected a subsonic vibration at 19Hz.It was the ghost frequency & explained the haunting reports. Harigato was blind but the remarkable sensitivity of his body hairs to infrasoun

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  • d waves allowed him (or cursed him) to "hear" the moans of the dead. Harigato could not speak to those in the afterlife but they knew he could hear them. A particularly vengeful gh

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  • oul once yelled in his ear as close as it could that he mother was enjoying the ministrations of hell. Thing was... Harigato's mother was alive and well in Frezno. Dumb ass.

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  • He was stuck in Sacramento, at a stocked trout lake with a fishing line, cargo shorts and big red

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  • dog. He thought that he could ride his behemoth of a dog but he decided not to. He had to find an easier way to get out of Sacramento.

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  • It was spring break on the Delta, a perfect opportunity to escape Sacramento. He joined a random group of drunk guys partying on Lost Isle and followed them onto their houseboat

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  • Where they asked him to join a brotherhood, in which they stalked famous characters from history.

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  • Abraham Lincoln was a particularly dapper chappy who provided much amusement in their stalking adventures. Carol-Ann Duffy, however, was rather less exciting, especially since

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  • She had cancer...

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2 Comments

  1. BlastedHeath Jun 03 2013 @ 18:23

    Did she? I thought it was just her mother who had cancer. Not funny, btw.

  2. BlastedHeath Jun 03 2013 @ 18:27

    Have you had cancer? Has anyone you actually loved or even liked had cancer? Please try to be more considerate. Thanks.

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