These Easy tips will guarantee a happy life,

These Easy tips will guarantee a happy life, no matter the size of your wife. Tip 1: Always thank the cashier at the grocery store. Tip 2: Never apologize. Tip 3. Wear socks Tip 4

:Dont have sex on the beach Tip 5:Fold stories Tip 6: Enjoy as many sunsets as possible Tip 8: Count your blessings Tip 9: know the difference between blessings and downers Tip: 10

$ randomly to make somebodies day. Addendum to Tip 4: Have sex on the beach as a drink but request a condom. Tip 10½: Never calculate tips to a fraction. Tip 11:Skip to the Loo.

Tip 12: No more Mexican bean dip. Seven layers = one too many. Tip 13: Curses! Don't be superstitious about the number 13 (9 is a different matter). Tip 14: Always tip your waiter

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