The first thing that hit me after the crash

The first thing that hit me after the crash was the sound. Or the lack thereof, I should say. One minute we were traveling toward L.A. at 100 mph, the next we were buried in a pile

of secrets. Dracula was in there, and a friend sayed "DIE MONSTER, Y U NO BELONG TO THIS WORLD" I have'd nostalgia of Symphony of the Night, and i sayed "Symphony of the night brb"

Right then a Zubat appeared, and with all my might I used my trusty Magickarp. Zubat used Sonic Wave but Magickarp resisted and used Shooting Teh Lazor!!!, Zubat fainted.

But then, those damn pokemon rangers appeared around the corner and began shooting these wierd-ass little disc things around me. They screamed, "U E SUPER DUMB" I was pissed, so I

effortlessly transformed it into a butterfly. "Man, it feels great, controlling the universe. For my next trick I'm going to eat the entire

universe and let's see what happens." We shivered

our timbers and set sail. Not a one of us had more than 3 days sailing experience but after losing everything in the dot-com crash we threw in on a 30-foot vessel and prepared to

go pirating, in the spirit of doing something in every sense of the word. I had even cut off my leg in favor of a peg one. I adjusted my eye patch and set my impaired sights on

the CD burner in the corner of the room where I was burning MP3 files that I'd downloaded from the net to sell to friends.