"And I have big feet. You know what they

"And I have big feet. You know what they say about big feet....HUGE shoes". We laugh all night, it was one of those fortunate nights when Jerry

got out off his work, as a Male Erotic Dancer, and went to get something to eat with his friends John Doe and Jane Doe. They were an happily married couple that knew Jerry since

a long time ago, they where very good freinds. They had gone to a lot of places together and

beat the crap out of many villains. But now they had nothing. They had lost their abilities to fight and kick ass. Still coming to terms with the latest version of windows they

had installed in their living room, they swung at the windows. But with their strength so depleted, the windows would not budge. They would have to give up on crap-beating and

find some other way out of their living-room tomb. Luckily, there was an escape hatch buried below the carpet, but it required a key embedded in one of their skulls.

soup can. For once, I actually regretted being only one inch tall. I raised my my makeshift hammer of a toothpick and jellybean and Tom shook with fear, the ninny!

But Tom Selleck was never known for being bright. Higgins and his taught khaki bermuda shorts made sure to remind Tom that the mustache was

like the ferrari and the hot chicks "camouflage" to keep people from guessing that he called Higgins "Master" and that "Robbin's Nest" was actually a leather and chains dungeon.