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"Love and happiness do not arrive early,

  • "Love and happiness do not arrive early, or late. They arrive precisely when they mean to." The great wizard proclaimed

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  • "Who are you?" Retorted the children. "I am dave." Said the great wizzard, "And Dave means, well, me. Now as I was saying, love and happiness...

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  • they're just the basics of being a wizzard. With the gig, you also get fame, fortune & chicks. Or dudes. Whichever, or both. Anywho, children, let's get on with the initiation.

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  • The children beat the wizzard to a pulp while the poor guy tried to resist using magic he never had in hand in the first place. The initiation was finally concluded when the

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  • wizard reached out and crushed the child's skull in a superhuman grip. Screams echoed in his head. He fell to his knees, sobbing as the magical simulation fell away. He hated this,

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  • he hated having to kill children ans steal their youth for him to stop ageing. The wizard sobbed, but he got over it. Over time, he will get used to it, he tried to convince himse

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  • lf, but he never did. Ofcourse he didn't kill them the ordinary way. He read them an enchanted story & asked them how it was going to end. That's all. It was just their story ended

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  • the "happily ever after" way, but in reality, the ending was never happy for them. After they fell asleep, he started experimenting. For the first, he used the chainsaw. For second

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  • he used a Tesla coil, which kept the night lights glowing and made the children's toys spin above their cribs. The third attempt at a happy ending led him to stage magic, where he

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  • tried to pull a hat out of the rabbit's hole. The rabbit did not appreciate this, and thrashed furiously with its hind legs until it began to spin above the cribs for all eternity.

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10 Comments

  1. BlastedHeath Feb 25 2015 @ 22:13

    What ever happened to "report fold"?

  2. BlastedHeath Feb 25 2015 @ 22:28

    To hell with folding story.

  3. SamHardy Feb 26 2015 @ 04:48

    my mistake, should've spinned it to another direction like you did. Won't happen again

  4. AndrewB73 Feb 26 2015 @ 14:18

    Whoa, I did not intend for there to be saddism or masochism in this.... Especially to children.

  5. earthquakes Feb 26 2015 @ 20:56

    I think you can only report users, not folds - unfortunate that the story took a dark turn...

  6. AndrewB73 Feb 27 2015 @ 08:24

    Perhaps I should start this folding story again?

  7. Perronicus Feb 27 2015 @ 09:08

    While the violence towards children in this story is not great I don't think that it is particularly offensive. Sadism and masochism are strong words. Just my opinion but I think we should forget and move on... Also, AndrewB73, I don't think you should feel any responsibility just for starting it. Whether you want to start it again is up to you... I hope I haven't upset/offended anyone. I'm just trying to be helpful....

  8. earthquakes Feb 27 2015 @ 09:13

    I'm in total agreement - I wasn't offended and just wanted to be of help. I've only ever reported spammers, and this was just a harmless, unintentional post I think...

  9. BlastedHeath Mar 06 2015 @ 21:29

    Yeah, time to move on, I guess.

  10. BlastedHeath Mar 08 2015 @ 03:24

    But too bad for all of us if killing children and fisting a rabbit is funny these days.

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