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Danielle Haim is a babe.

  • Danielle Haim is a babe.

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  • Marty signed it with a heart & arrow. Many years later after the now mature oak healed the gnarled wound, a recently widowed Danielle tracked Marty down to see if his declaration

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  • remained true. A heart, fresh cut in the bark of the oak, was signed "Marty <3 Danielle!" Danielle fell down, sobbing. Marty had reached out from hell to love her for ever.

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  • She wiped the tears from her eyes and stood to leave. She caressed the heart one last time and walked away. She had only taken about 3 steps when she heard a noise behind her. The

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  • echo was deafening. What could it be? She dared not speak as she turned her head back, watching the sun go down over the horizon, cloaking the heart's remains in shadow. Her t

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  • - shirt read "ie except before c". That was her life's motto. Not to confuse ie and ei. But alas she succumbed to the confusion.

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  • "Ei-yi-yi...," she exclaimed as the spelling police lead her to the gallows, "This certainly puts a damper on the party." But the others argued that it had only made things better

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  • , considering that the police were secretly hired by the grammar nazi party, the only party not invited to the fun texting party.

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  • It wasn't that surprising. After all, the grammar nazi party just weren't (wasn't?) into fun texting. The police rocked up at the party anyway and stopped all the lolz so

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  • all of the lingually over-sensitives and every one would have a decent time. Even one policewoman that came at the end killed it performing "Living on a Prayer" on Karaoke night.

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