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If I have to listen to "Livin' La Vida Loca"

  • If I have to listen to "Livin' La Vida Loca" just ONE MORE TIME... I will not be held responsible for my actions!
  • Lola hit PLAY and turned up the volume of "Livin La Vida Loca" and crossed her arms. And waited.
  • "BLACK CATS AND VOODOO DOLLS! heeya baby! 'sup?" Lola's husband stumbled out of the "He's Not Here." bar and grill swinging a bourbon bottle. Lola uncrossed her arms and hit PAUSE
  • , which made the world come to a stop. Livin' La Vida Loca was the force that kept existence chugging along. "Ricky Martin tapped into some mystical cogs, man," Lola thought. Hubby
  • Bernard agreed as he ironed his 'Party Shirt'. Every Thursday Lola and Bernard would go to Hip & Happening Club to dance to Ricki Martin songs
  • and nothing else. It wasn't a very successful club. Lola and Bernard enjoyed themselves though, and the eccentric billionaire that funded the club was satisfied with this.
  • The eccentric billionaire was satisfied with everything these days. He got a file-o-fish without tartar sauce and ate it anyways. Ever since he'd lost his mojo to that French bulld
  • ing inspector, he had a difficult time rising to the occasion. Whenever he tried entering a tall, sleek skyscraper downtown, he was reminded of her. He'd loved the way she assessed
  • charitable noncash contributions and when she put that little heart over the 'i' in her name. He looked down at the flaccid, empty banana peel in his hand.
  • He felt empty,himself as the idea crossed his mind.Once she walked over he had already changed his mind.He was a dick for loving her so...
Started
2013-03-05 15:22:57
Finished
2013-06-11 17:28:30

3 Comments

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    PurpleProf Jun 11 2013 @ 17:36

    So bizarre and funny!! I liked that Bernard felt he had to iron his party shirt before going to the Ricky Martin club...the tartar-sauceless filet-o-fish...and the flaccid banana peel. LOL!
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    49erFaithful Jun 11 2013 @ 17:48

    Bizarre also for me was that this was the second consecutive story I folded today where time came to a standstill. Not *that* unusual of a concept but twice in a row was weird.
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    inatick Jun 11 2013 @ 20:26

    Helpful advice: watch out for French building inspectors. They'll steal your mojo.

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