In the catalogue of dreams of infertile action
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In the catalogue of dreams of infertile action and impotent deed, my subject shall be: just grievances never addressed, with and without revenge (with an appendix on petty force).
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I would draw attention to the case of Ottoman Sherwood, who was forced to stand in line far too long at his local grocer. His assailant, per se, was a woman
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smoker in front of him who was searching for her ID with the purpose and pace of lame-duck molasses. Otto didn't want to be a cutter, but his ice cream was getting sweaty, so he
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stood up tall on his tip-toes, puffed out his chest, and with the authority of 1,000 dictators, demanded that she move out of his way because he didn't want to eat melty ice cream.
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He cut in front of the DQ line. "Excusez-moi, la creme glace veuillez!" The counter guy looked down, "Back in the line Napoleon and wait with the rest!" Loud cheers erupted.
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Napoleon adjusted his hat and put his hand in his coat. These fast food DQ lackies obviously didn't realize that he'd been crowned Emperor. He pulled out his sabre
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and ran it through the pimply teen behind the counter. A blood curdling scream ensued. Napoleon looked around, surprised at the reaction, and calmly began daubing the blood on a DQ
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Heath bar blizzard. It reminded him of the time his Auntie Gloria had eaten one, and then projectile vomited heath bar blizzard all over the rented cabin, it looked like
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a stoner's mucousy expulsion chunked with melted Rocky Road ice cream. That gave him bad memories of his first codependent relationship, alienated, neglected, seeing body fluids.
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But he never wanted to revisit that time. Instead, he passed by a 7-11 and bought himself a jumbo sized slushie and ate it while driving his Ford Taurus over a cliff to his death.
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- 2011-06-29 20:37:03
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- 2012-03-12 14:21:48
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