after a single day of working as a cook,

after a single day of working as a cook, Flippy the burger-flipping robot has stopped flipping. It wasn't the high pressure job, zero pay, or menial repetition that got to Flippy.

Flippy the burger-flipping robot is horrified seeing the McDonald’s manager carrying 1lb. of fresh ground beef. Flippy knows what that means: a million more burgers to flip soon.

Patty the hamburger patty making robot begins forming the 1lb of ground beef into 1 million 1 micro-pound patties & shooting them to Flippy who aligns them perfectly on the grill.

Flippy, unfortunately, forgot his spatula, so he decided to cook patties with each customer’s simmering anger as he flipped the impatient ones off.

Already he could hear the ferocious screams of his boss as he sweated away. Bead upon bead of sweat landed on the burgers, but he didn't care; he needed the money, and fast.

Running to the safe, he tried the break it with a hammer with no success. But then he realized where the boss stored the code. After finding out that the code was 8675309, he

ran all the way back to the safe. He knew it was only minutes until his boss would return. He opened it and gasped. For inside was something more valuable than gold. Baby unicorns.

Tears of delight streamed down his face. "B... b-baby unicorns," he whispered. He spoke the words with the reverence a worshipper says a prayer. One of the unicorn-lings peered up.

The baby unicorn looked up in wonder. “Da-da?” it squeaked. The man could’ve cried with delight.