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I read, I folded, I passed. I came, I saw,

  • I read, I folded, I passed. I came, I saw, I kicked some ass!
  • Yeah, well, that was MY ass you kicked, but since you are a 49'er fan, you are forgiven. Making friends on FoldingStory means you are getting psychologically naked with strangers.
  • and that's my middle name! Actually, it's Fernando, but you get the idea. So I'm psychologically getting naked with strangers online, & I write the best fold ever, and no one
  • would ever guess that I secretly have a fetish of eating live goldfish while reading the mystery thrillers of the sexy agent W. Edwards Deming.
  • My spidey sense is telling me that someone is confused because if my engineering degree isn't failing me Deming was the star of the amazing documentary if Japan Can Why Can't We
  • We Just Take It From Them After They Do?" But My spidey sense always tingled after I drank a Veinti Black Eye. I can't tell if I'm in danger or just suffering from mild caffeine in
  • toxication. I suffered from caffeine induced headaches and sleepless nights. With my concentration impeded and left eye twitching I tried to harness my spidey sense but could
  • only invoke my anty sense. I began to crawl over the carpet, sniffing for pheromones or sugars. My wife was buzzing loudly about in the living room, which was only unusual because
  • she should be swollen, underground & laying eggs. I wandered in to see my wife. "I've decided that the nest can do without me. I've told the workers to manage as best they can whil
  • e I brought home the bacon, a strip 50 times my mass, dragging it under the eyes of enormous picnickers to our home sweet ant hole: just a day in the life of a devoted ant hubby.
Started
2012-11-29 12:12:36
Finished
2014-06-08 11:55:19

14 Comments

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    49erFaithful Jun 09 2014 @ 13:42

    I hope that's a psychological elbow that's poking me in the back.
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    lucielucie Jun 09 2014 @ 16:09

    Take this test to see if you can tell your psychological arse from your psychological elbow. http://www.dr-dilligaf.org/arseorelbow/
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    49erFaithful Jun 09 2014 @ 17:21

    Very nearly an arse expert! 13/14. Thanks for that diversion Lucie. I will consider incorporating it into tomorrow's double training day of wildfire safety and proper off-highway driving techniques.
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    PurpleProf Jun 09 2014 @ 18:42

    I'm "rubbish," having only scored 9 out of 14. No surprise here. SO funny, LL!
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    SlimWhitman Jun 09 2014 @ 20:27

    It started off so well, but I'm rubbish as well... Chuckled most of the way. How much time did you spend on this 49er?
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    49erFaithful Jun 09 2014 @ 23:03

    I gave good thought to each selection but nothing excessive. Couple minutes total. Missed the last one. Perhaps I've found my calling.
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    lucielucie Jun 10 2014 @ 11:21

    I got 10. There's not a lot of call for wildfire safety & off-highway driving techniques in North London.
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    SlimWhitman Jun 10 2014 @ 16:39

    Can you describe your thought processes while evaluating the images?
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    lucielucie Jun 10 2014 @ 18:01

    No. I didn't have any.
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    PurpleProf Jun 10 2014 @ 18:04

    Just looked at my elbow and wished my arse looked as nice and tan. I've got mighty fine elbows.
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    49erFaithful Jun 10 2014 @ 19:23

    Mainly it's about evenness. Most of the arse pics are pretty symmetrical, while most of the elbow pics have a hint of bicep vs. forearm. There's plenty of tweeners that I just happened to guess right.
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    lucielucie Jun 11 2014 @ 16:15

    You're too modest, 49er.
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    49erFaithful Jun 11 2014 @ 16:30

    Well, it's not like I'm a certified arse expert. Very nearly so, but that only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
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    lucielucie Jun 11 2014 @ 17:46

    http://foldingstory.com/vly0s/

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