So, I get out of the shower and I notice

So, I get out of the shower and I notice this rash. I'm not positive how i got it but I'm pretty sure it was from

that time I spent in 'Nam. Damn hippies never knew enough to keep their mouths shut. Good thing I have my whiskey and

cigarettes. Pacifism never sat right with me. It's an eye for an eye where I come from and I'm making sure my enemy is

blind. You can't hit what you can't

see, he thought, applying the T-Rex theory of avoiding a fist fight. So there he stood, out in the open, not moving when

it occurred to him, he didn't have any tokens left! Quickly, he shifted his stance, glanced to his left and

snatched a fistful of the shiny coins from a toothless 6 year old with popscicle stains on his cheeks. Then his mother,

buy some antibacterial wipes for a sponge bath in the parking lot. The cop went to arrest her for public indecency. She

slithered out of her handcuffs from the excessive amount of purell on her wrists. Free at last, she finally redressed.