In 2008 scientists studied and made discoveries

In 2008 scientists studied and made discoveries that the world will end sometime in the winter of 2012. The world is

not going to end. So stop talking about it, I hate it when people

breathe,laugh,coigh nd sneese,its soo annoying becus

I live by the river in an inner tube.

The inner tube was abandoned by a family of five after it capped-sized. Three were rescued, two were never found. I use the inner tube as a pillow. The hauntings began late in

spired with the last breaths of the capsized.Grandpa & Uncle Otis whispered to me through my rubbery pillow.They'd gotten caught under a whirlpool & sucked on the innertube for air

. When I realized they were under there, I flipped the tube and we all floated to shore. We dried off and took stock. It was me, my Grandpa, and my Uncle. We had a knife, 2 granola

will never allow me to concentrate. So I lit the cheese on fire. Although artificially flavored with bacon, it emitted a meaty enough odor to disperse the annoying vegan girls.

Victory, I thought, as I dipped the last thing to my name, a cracker, into the porky fondue. I munched happily knowing that they would not return, and I could do as I please again.