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They were the hyper-rich. Shadowy figures

  • They were the hyper-rich. Shadowy figures with their show unicorns and moon rituals. Tonight they danced at the private estate of 'L. His Atlantic island custom built with

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  • the best Normandic fiddler mouse ears and rice patties monopoly money could buy. Normal currency was below people of such stature, after all. The party at 'L's estate was grand,

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  • So grand in fact, the guests were invited to smoke an 'L' of 'L's private collection at absolutely no cost to themselves.

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  • Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking crack. I mean, how often do you get to hotbox LL Cool J's El Camino? I remember going into the car, and I remember

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  • Airplane! That was a great movie. So was Kentucky Fried Movie. Just as I was laughing I realized I had a blistering hot crack pipe in my mouth and I had to be in surgery in

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  • Munich. How the hell was I going to get to a German hospital in 8 hours. Only one answer, hire a

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  • ride from my friend Jimmy, who owned a jet. And so after a 5 hour flight, I arrived in Munich...... Nebraska. Jimmy was an idiot, "I need to get to Germany!!" I had 3 hours to get

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  • to Germany, as I had to explain to him repeatedly. This only confused Jimmy more. "Do you mean Germany Township, PA, or Germany Valley, WV?" he asked. Now I was beginning to get

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  • a wee bit annoyed. This kid would NOT shut the hell up. "New Germany, Minnesota! What else would I be talking about!?" I stormed off, constraining my urge to slice his achilles but

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  • I just stewed in the back of the car with the windmills in my mind. "...Paris, France .... Paris Hilton... Plaster of Paris..Parrish Priest... Pair of Jacks" Until I went to sleep.

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