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The photon lazier is a bit different from

  • The photon lazier is a bit different from the photon lazer-- similar, but about like celery and carrots floating in the same stew bound for the gut and eventually the city pipes.

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  • No, in a photon lazier the energized beam of light is de-engergized by focusing through a specially blown, used, bong. The resulting light is said to be characteristic of

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  • of a strange substance that the professor called "Purple Kush." Timmy wasn't sure the university knew about the experiment but Professor Chong was a genius in the field

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  • of Marijuana Horticulture and Chong's professor salary merely supplemented what he made as the Pot Botanist. Timmy was stoned on Purple Kush and fixated on how they way his hands

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  • felt like feet after Dr. Chong's lectures. Timmy wanted to be a Potanist too and was working on a thesis mixing Kush with Mauwie Wauwie. He was totally baked one afternoon when

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  • Dr. Chong made a surprise visit. He was wearing his trademark oversized indian silk pajamas and those cheap hemp sandles. He said "Tim, I think you are ready to travel in my bus".

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  • Tim had wanted to ride the Magic school bus since he was 10, but Dr Chong didn't look like ms Frizzle and this Magic Bus was painted in psychedelic colors and had an odd smell.

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  • Was Tim's long daily use of herculean amounts of LSD finally catching up with him? As he wandered into the quickly shifting technicolor landscape in front of him, his limbs began

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  • to multiply and trade places with the arms and legs of the people of earth. They lost themselves in the crowd and moved like ocean fronds in gentle currents. Schools of thought

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  • circulated in the pond under the willows, but the green muck was just thick enough to impede synaptic transmission to the toads on shore. The Norma Cluster would have to reloaded!

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