Finished Folds (1—20)
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9was picking the pockets of the people purchasing peter's pickled peppers, and the sour savories secretly secreted salmonella so the whole place eventually was shut down.
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3. He wasn't a drunk he, was a beverage afficionado. He wasn't a druggy, he was a experimental chemist. He wasn't a murderer he was a mortality adjuster. It all started with the
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4penny whistles, other times they found nothing but bones. They never again talked about the events of that day but a would nod to each other in a way that showed they remembered.
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4good life. All those pennies he'd collected from the dead over the years had made a rather large nest egg and he was cashing in. Hades would just have to go along without Charon
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2She exercised here 2nd amendment rights against the innocent pint of Americone Dream with a vengeance. The caramel swirl oozing out of the multiple exit wounds like so much
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3watch it that night. But the sponsors had gotten crafty and had introduced dream product placement. He would dream he was in "HANES" underwear while in class at "ITT TECH".
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4lay off the weed enough to speak coherently. Such as "can god create a joint so large he can't smoke it?" or "Am I sober or am a just so stoned that I mistakenly think I'm sober."
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3"He can't find his shoes! Some freak zipped up a beanstalk and made off with them.". Ragnarök stared at his sore feet, and then whacked the laughing Roald with a bone loaf.
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9We ran out of the lecture hall but found a wall blocking the way. Jump Willy! Jump! I cried as he catapulted himself to freedom in the ocean. But, being Paper, the dissolved. oops!
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3But the cheese mafia boss had a new supplier. An old Jewish zoo keeper who had a pair of exotic animals. Word on the street was that Noah's gnus were gouda gnus.
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4Steal his eggs would they? Barry was going to get himself some green ham on toast. As he flew crashing through the wall in pure rage he saw the trembling snout of Sam, his nemesis
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4Ravenous, the ladies of his mother's bridge club devoured the tainted scones scones. Slowly they began to change. "Three hearts" bid one. "Three pulsating beating hearts!"
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3As he hit the gas he heard a voice. "Edgar this is your tummy speaking. I want Malto meal must have malto meal. You will kill for my matlo meal" Grinning widely he drove off
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2for lunch. Well at least she got a free meal out of it. And besides it was her fault for not realizing the record was an LP. Picking though her salad she noticed something odd
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3Crunch! Squeak! Pepe was no more. Still even with Aunt Milly giving him a 0, he did manage to come in third in the talent show. It may have helped that the other judges hated
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5Tim had wanted to ride the Magic school bus since he was 10, but Dr Chong didn't look like ms Frizzle and this Magic Bus was painted in psychedelic colors and had an odd smell.
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3but it was sure to pay off in the end. To catch a cereal killer you need to have the right bait, and if a beautiful dame up to her yayas in rice crispies didn't work nothing would
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3he probably should have waited til she was dead, but pop was like that. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. I suppose mom could have blamed me for it.
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5. I would have stayed but Nixon's confession went on three hours and he was still a Senator I had other things on my mind. Zombie presidents I could deal with but
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7to get away from this slob, by distracting him with her new creation. "You two have a wood time" she called as she flitted out the door. "Be careful of splinters!". The spell