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I tend to procrastinate and sit on Facebook

  • I tend to procrastinate and sit on Facebook too much when I should be

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  • getting out on doing something while the sun is up. How many sunrises and sunsets have I got after all? Lessee - say 80 years times 364 days, oh wait leap years so its 364 1/4.

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  • until December 21st when the world as we know it comes to an end. who will stay and whoi will go. if the world doesnt end then

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  • I would find my best friends and go buy all the twinkies in the world and go start an army of

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  • swiss-cake-soldier-pioneers! This army, however, should not seek to wage war against any physical people or body, but rather a Robin Hood war against hunger for the impoverished.

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  • So they waged the War of Robin Hood against hunger for the impoverished, which turned out sucky. First, the concept "hunger for the impoverished" turned out to be extremely

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  • expensive to print on 40,000 buttons. Their budget was exhausted before any food was acquired. Second, who knew there were so many other copycat organizations collecting food for

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  • thought? Like clockwork, our every thought was met with a swiftly delivered sweet potato. Just thinking about it makes me... what's that? A potato... for me? What's the catch?

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  • Gronk, the benevolent alien, looked down at his matter transference beam. He wanted to feed the world by transmitting manna via brain waves. Sadly, all he could send was yams.

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  • He yawned, then exclaimed:'Oh well, let them eat yams!'

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