Claude was happy with the upgrades. He had

Claude was happy with the upgrades. He had traded his blood for Chloroplasm without even a fever, and Tesla implants kept him going on cloudy days and movie dates. But his social

networking stock had plummeted and Claude had sunk the remainder of his post-operative nest egg into that fund. He had to devise a way to turn his plant- and Tesla-based upgrades

into inventions way ahead of their time, like the Italian caveman who invented Rotelle before the wheel (or pasta). Claude tried to seep Tesla's mind with his root attachment until

the break of dawn. Ot at least that's what Claude's Bestie Boy Timer said he did it until. Tesla's mind did seep out but instead of being sapped into a machine it floated into the

local Denny's and sat down for one of their gigantic breakfasts. "Don't mind if I do, Tesla thought, but then Faraday's mind crept in the back and started being loud. Angry diners

got even angrier when Tesla entered a heated argument with Faraday's mind, and it all went haywire when Alessandro Volta and Edison butted in the conversation. Sparks flew, and

AC/DC took to the stage. Angus Young played a riff signifying the start of the song "Back in Black". After Bon Scott's death the band considered time travel to retrieve a

C-note he had borrowed from Angus a couple years back for "supplies". Instead, they exhumed Bon's body and tried to sell it to a local "scientist" living in a decrepit "mansion".

When we dropped it off at the mansion he asked me if I wanted to go out for some milkshakes and strawberry shortcakes. I smiled up at him a beaming smile and we were off

our rockers. Which was a shame, because we always start off milkshakes with a rocking chair race. It was really a lucky break, because the dirty cops have been cracking down.