The guilt clock is leaking time away.

The guilt clock is leaking time away.

It had a read out of how much time you wasted in your life, how many days were left, and how much time you would have had if you followed your life's goal. It didn't sell well.

So Mr. Sandman reconfigured it to look like a timer clock for a website where you wrote away your life 4 minutes at a time. Four minutes didn't seem like much & so

Sysco systems. Mr. Sandman loved, loved the coporate culture at Sysco. That's why he decided to make everyone's dreams occur within the Corporate HQ of Sysco.

His faulty assumption proved his undoing. As a self-absorbed, sociopathic prick, he believed that everyone's dream was identical to his: to make him, personally, as wealthy and

fat as a gorgon millionaire. He was right, up to a point. He managed to delude others into believing that his delusions were their delusions by a hypnotic technique he'd learnt off

The website of his mentor, Professor Sbjihgghgy. It went viral, telegraphed. Someone had to take up the slack. Why not him? He bought full page adverts in the Times of London.

This left the Times of Prague feeling like they were being ignored. We're a good Times, they told themselves. The best of Times even, they added feeling emboldened more each time

they spoke. The New York Times were not pleased, however, feeling as though this was an affront to their own importance + greatness. This, children, is what began world war T.