In a huge pond, there lived many fish. They

In a huge pond, there lived many fish. They were arrogant and never listened to anyone. In this pond, there also lived a kind-hearted crocodile.

The kind-hearted crocodile was named Smiles McGee and although the arrogant fish of the pond taunted him, he never ate them.

Smiles McGee was such a sweet crocodile that he only ate prey that liked him. None of his prey liked him so he ate pond weed. He was so fashionably thin that Vogue magazine spotted

him and wanted him to pose for the cover. Smiles McGees mother needed help with her handbag business. The Northern Territory Newspaper asked Smiles McGee to pose for Croc of the We

ek. Smiles McGee thought it offensive to be in the newspaper as 'Croc of the Week'. "More like 'Croc of the Year,'" he said, nudging one of the journalists with a grin. The

grin was quite toothy & the eyes seemed melancholy:the journalist promised a correction on the frontpage of the next edition,but when the Paper came out Smiles McGee was nonplussed

By the headlines claiming the economy was just fine. Smiles McGee knew otherwise but couldn't say a word withour losing his job. His teeth were yellow and he dared not reveal that.

Smiles McGee even wore a wrestler's mouth guard to the office, which he said made him look tough, but it was really to cover his yellow teeth. He began his budget presentation by

trying to redefine the idea of Yellow. McManus pointed out that Professor Loomis had already proved Yellow's 33rd Dimension extrusion and that there was no need to go over settled

dyes. He was over pee colors. He wanted to branch out to purple. It has better shades & hues. The soothing depth is perfect for attacking mates. Professor Loomis agreed. YAY!