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john, a good looking guy, is walking in a

  • john, a good looking guy, is walking in a forest. he sees little red hood. her favorite color is red. she likes to bake cookies for her grandmother.

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  • She is short, has longa brown hair and black eyes.

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  • Papa smurf is collecting flowers in the woods. They are beautiful and smell nice. He is blur and short, and has a red hat

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  • Then little red riding hood meets papa smurf and ask him: did you see my grandma? She is tall and has grey hair...

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  • And a big mouth? I saw her dos the road. She was making out with a big bad wolf

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  • but no-one cared because they were too busy playing Brockian Ultra-Cricket.

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  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy recommends at least five sport venues for Brockian Ultra-Cricket. Most involve governments who embrace the camaraderie of brutal violence.

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  • Tickets can be purchased by whispering into your tissue box, in which your government has hidden a recording device. Agents will be dispatched within 24 hours to deliver

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  • Adele, a Secret Service favorite since 2012 - personally - for a live, in-home performance. Have ample refreshments at ready, though, or your fridge might take a whipping.

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  • They ordered from the catering department at Lou Malnati's, including pans of salad, gorgonzola and salami on the side, plus pans of pasta and trays of brownies. She loved it!

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