john, a good looking guy, is walking in a

john, a good looking guy, is walking in a forest. he sees little red hood. her favorite color is red. she likes to bake cookies for her grandmother.

She is short, has longa brown hair and black eyes.

Then little red riding hood meets papa smurf and ask him: did you see my grandma? She is tall and has grey hair...

And a big mouth? I saw her dos the road. She was making out with a big bad wolf

but no-one cared because they were too busy playing Brockian Ultra-Cricket.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy recommends at least five sport venues for Brockian Ultra-Cricket. Most involve governments who embrace the camaraderie of brutal violence.

Tickets can be purchased by whispering into your tissue box, in which your government has hidden a recording device. Agents will be dispatched within 24 hours to deliver

Adele, a Secret Service favorite since 2012 - personally - for a live, in-home performance. Have ample refreshments at ready, though, or your fridge might take a whipping.

They ordered from the catering department at Lou Malnati's, including pans of salad, gorgonzola and salami on the side, plus pans of pasta and trays of brownies. She loved it!