I have never heard of such thing...

I have never heard of such thing... It has terrifying red eyes and big mortifying teeth thirsty for blood. I thought it was just a joke to scare my friend.

but when I put on the mask, it grasped my face and I couldn't remove it. I felt a sudden lust for blood. Just then the doorbell rang. "Trick or Treat". My friends had arrived.

Unbidden, I snarled, my legs carrying me to the front door, drawn by the smell and sound of blood rushing through all those fleshy bodies. I felt myself drool as I reached out

-side of my comfort zone and said to the vampire next to me, "I feel vulnerable. I am either Hungry, Angry, Lonely or Tired." I was a life coach before vampirization and the vamp

irism made me feel listless & drained. No matter how much blood I felt empty. Bunnicula hushed me, the audience furtively concentrated on the Dark Shadows original series. I sighed

as I looked at my white carrot. Being a vegan vampire sucked balls. Don't even get me started about being under the tutelage of David Carradine's human-rabbit hybrid child's

garden of verses tutor. Every single day a new rhyme to memorize while white craning until my knees lock and my toes turn blue. Grand master in 10 my arse, more like

The process of composing sonnets in the elizabethan era. I wrestled all day with the original idea of writing about the total solar eclipse on march 8, 2016. What could one say

power out