Finished Folds (1—20)
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2Using the arms and legs, and a random overcoat, the sea monkeys disguised themselves as pet shop patrons and sauntered out the door to freedom.
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2And since marriage was out of the question, well that meant the knives had to come out. Bye-Bye Becky.
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0he cancelled the welfare check. and called the minister instead. Buzzy baby, marry me and let's make our own happy ending.
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3it was the photographic equivalent of climbing Mt Everest. A microfiber merkin barely holding on, under rock hard abs that put The David to shame. Aahhh she sighed, yes, yes.
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3and dance naked under the stars. As days of celebration go this one was turning out better than expected; enemies taken care of and I live to see another day, perhaps to hunt again
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8it suddenly came to him. The last words his mother spoke to him. with dying breath she whispered find your brother, look for Chateau Rennau 76, building 3. the answers are there.
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2yelled and immediately slid my hands under the warm comforting heat of of a jet dry space heater. the cramps having subsided, my fists opened to show the tattooed, lock code
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6her bring in her beloved service animal. First the Airline now the grocery store. How could they not understand that with out Suzie chicken her ability to cope with life was
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5those who could reach out and snatch it from the mouths of babes, it also belonged to the televangelists, the pool sharks, the payday lenders, and the politicians who in their
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5mixed up the tortoiseshell kitten and the pumpernickel and put the kitten in the toaster oven. it was only when she started stroking the bread while setting the oven timer that she
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4eff eff effect. Especially if it's purchased in large amounts. Bu bu but nobody, and I mean nobody wants to go home empty handed. So they make exceptions for people who st stutter.
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1looking bong. Whacha take for that green one there? The clerk frowned and said, "How many times do I have to tell you
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3h one? The snake headed woman whipping her head in a rhythmic manner, the gargoyle staring with glassy eyes, or could it be the ham fisted hydra. The power had to come from
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2We can't end it this way! Give me one last line before I fold up the towel and call it a wrap.
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4leaded weight. Flatfishing it out of there with the line hanging out of his mouth I could hear him humming row row row your boat until suddenly it
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3One does it by zipping up their flight suit, jumping on the next donated C130 and meeting the national flying circus in Latvia for another sell out performance; realizing that
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1Unfortunately lack of dental hygiene cause all their teeth to fall out leaving them unable to delight in this new delicacy. "Well shoot," said Dr. Taste. "Back to square one."
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3was one of only a handful of people who knew the secret handshake to get in to see the key master. And it was he who peaked into the corners of time and made the decisions to
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4I've been killed ten times already and strangely enough I want to be you but unfortunately you wouldn't want to be me. So let's take that last fishing trip to the sea.
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1Turns out The Blind Press became a pretty lucrative publishing gig for me. "My fan base grew and recently I received the Helen Keller award for.....oh," I said as her blank stare