Once upon a time, in a far away land known

Once upon a time, in a far away land known has The Hills, lived a little grotesque girl known as Shame. She was about the age of 6 and was terribly clumsy. She lived in the forest

er parked near the 7-11. This grotesque 6 year old girl was also homeless. She earned the name Shame from a drug dealer who'd hired to kill junkies who snitched.

as the day is long. Shame started kindergarten, but knew it wasnt for her, especially after she jammed the colored chalk into Jimmy's ear, bc he looked at her funny. Shame grew up

with her head always hanging low and feeling like she did something wrong. Luckily, her brother, KickAssMuthaFucka, was taking over the world starting with

Oak Brook, IL. Odd location to start world domination? Not if your plan involves poisoning a billion people in a day. MUHAHAHA Her brother KickAssMuthaFucka was one sick clown! She

had nothing better to do than lie on her back all day long, so she opted to help him by siphoning off some of prescription meds (she just bought pot in campus town). IL's water sup

Ply was tainted with toxic dust and the hidden consequences were huge. Nobody knew she was responsible, the asbestos plant took the blame instead and was shut down quite abruptly.

But not abruptly enough for one Doug Tree Be Wary Hernandez of 1164 Morning Glory Circle because it wasn't a circle that he could remember. Rhombuses he had no problem with.

But when they asked him to play triangle in the Garden City Orchestra he crumpled into an infinite number of irregular shapes. Infinite, because he had been a god and never knew.