| I had this dog named peanut butter.

| I had this dog named peanut butter. i walked in the room and there he was, watching

TV. He loves Animal Planet, especially Meercat Manor.

No I mean he really LOVES Meercat Manor. His house looks like a run-down hobbit hole and he hasn't changed his costume in days. My father

left when he saw I would not outgrow my ugliness. I woke up, alone with a family of meercats. With no money, I trained them to perform tricks and took them to the subway station

. The meerkats' tricks brought in a lot of moolah down the subway. But the meerkat family were depressive &'every so often one would chuck himself under a train. One day I was left

with a family of trains and they also had an issue with it. "If the meerkats wanted to suicide, why jump under us of all things?" The pain, they explained, wasn't worth it.

But the meerkats were all crushed under their wheels. So the train family sadly chugged away together on their predetermined route, as all trains must. Sue wished she would derail.

She told her train-mother about this and she insisted on taking her to a mental health counselling session for trains. Suicide is not the answer, even if you are a train.

Her train mother said she had better get back in gear, unless she wanted a kick in the caboose! It wasn't anyone's fault, but they could have done a better job of training her.

But enough about that. This story has been off track.