Mary was drinking a soda when two Federal

Mary was drinking a soda when two Federal Agents arrested her in public! "Mary Anne Jones" said the blonde one "You're under arrest for the manufacturing and selling of

unlicensed drugs without a warrant!" The police put Mary in cuffs and took her down to the station.

"Mary had a little lamb, little lamb..." the policeman sung, staring at Mary, who was cuffed. He pulled out a pocket of posies and danced, stoned. "Yum, DRUGS!!!!!"

"Hey Mary" sneered the cop, "Your middle name is Jane, right?" "Go ask Alice." she snorted

So the Cop went about his day looking for Alice. But when he found Alice, he was astonished as Alice had already

bit round the rosies a few times. When Alice saw the Cop she started laughing and pointed him down the rabbithole. "Your Construction Worker and Indian buddies went that way," she

said, "but you may need help finding them down in Wonderland." But before the cop could reply, Alice had grabbed his hand, and down they went, in search of his tiny plastic friends

of distinction, Ying & Yang. Down they tumbled, Alice & the Flatfoot, for what was only a few seconds, but felt like years. Eventually, landing face first into Wonderland Park

But not unnoticed. Some guy wearing a barely there sari accosted them. "Used to be hard to slip into Wonderland. But a guy on a bicycle fixed that." Then he recognized Alice.