Wrapping paper tubes leaned against the boxes

Wrapping paper tubes leaned against the boxes of books. He'd written a book that was well reviewed, but sold only a hundred copies. Everyone on his list would get his book, but

not many people were interested in, "Top 100 Insurance adjusters and their pet Hobbies." He had featured Dwight Lundergarten, who of course collected dried chicken heads.

They didn't have much use outside of collector circles - except for making a bouillon. Once, he tried stringing a few together to make an ad-hoc necklace for Mother's Day, but

the pork medallions tend to take on an unpleasant air after only a few hours, especially during a hot outdoor wedding. Most brides eschewed them because

they tend to be messy, especially when served her favored barbecue style. Luckily, her bridal gown was the exact color of bbq sauce and would hide any mess. Problem solved!

She wiped her hands and let him lick her fingers. The sounds of the church organ began, and she took a deep breath and

the children's pizza house organist continued to lick her hands as he played "Roll Out the Barrell" on the room-dwarfing Wurlitzer. His lingual cleaning skills were unmatched

his handlebar mustache, and a near riot scene inside the pizzeria. When the cops finally got there they couldn't believe

that it had been the pixie all along. That he'd only wanted another slice hardly seemed a good reason for all that carnage. Just another day in the crazy world of fairies!