As I hopped across the creek, I noticed a

As I hopped across the creek, I noticed a strange metal hatch in the ground. I cautiously approached it, and

found a nocturnal badger-sized burrowing mammal from Africa with long ears, a tubular snout & a long extensible tongue that was feeding on ants and termites. "Hello" I said

to the aardvark. The small animal stopped in its tracks and wiggled its long ears at me in a curious gesture. I tentatively tried to reach him with my hand, not knowing that

he will bite it off almost as if desperate to taste human flesh. he took me to aardvark at the end but I was sad because of my now gone limb my hand oh dear maybe the counsil will

But you're not clean, Sarah, you're dirty and greasy and you smell like three week old piss in a baby toilet. What's wrong with you, Martha asked? Nothing, I'm just telling her

that she looks stunning. As stunning as a dwarf that's covered in third-degree burns over 90% of its body. She's ugly as sin, Martha! What's wrong with *you*?", she screamed.

"I'm sorry!" Martha shouted in reply. "I know she's ugly! But what was I supposed to do? Just leave her there?" He thought about her question for a moment and then said,

"Don't talk about mom that way. We won't get any presents this year!" Martha's reply was to stow dear old mom in the back seat of the nearest Lambo and hop in the driver's seat. "G

-forces, delivered by the 800 HP engine, caused a sharp increase in endorphins, which in turn made Martha laugh hysterically. She missed her exit and crashed into a saguaro cactus.