The disturbing truth is not that we discovered

The disturbing truth is not that we discovered wormholes in the fabric of spacetime, it's that they're created by a worm. It's segments span the universe and its eating

negative energy. The worm thrives on bad vibes and the larger it grows, the more wormholes are created in the spacetime continuum. Most of the recent worm food could be traced back

was surprised to find that the Glorious Cosmic Worm seemed burdened somehow. And so Larry offered the usual pleasantries and sincerely wished the Cosmic Worm well. Two weeks later,

he called while Larry was out & left his card. 'Glorious Cosmic Worm--for all your inter & extra universe wormhole needs'. On the back he'd scribbled

some profane poem about having to defecate badly but only managed to successfully dissect the food derived from coagulated milk. Larry mused while this so-called cosmic worm

wood concoction made its slow boat to China descent down his throat that it had been a long time since he had sought the Green Fairy. She owed him a favor. A couple actually if you

Include how the Green Fairy granted his wish in 2017, three years later. It took time, she gently explained to him over tea. "You made a difficult request! But I waved my wand and

got you your sugar cube and absynth and you hallucinated boringly for four hours and now your not happy. Well, boo-hoo for you." The Green Fairy pouted to herself while he adjusted

his belt and tucked in his shirt. The night had been long and it was time to get paid. The fairy wrote out the invoice while he dressed, and handed it over in an envelope.