I just knew it! The one time I did not need

I just knew it! The one time I did not need any witnesses to my embarassing acts, she

was there, documenting my every move via tweet and facebook. I swear I'll get her back when

the time is right. But for now I'll bide my time. You know, they say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Well, I have to tell you that I don't like cold dishes. I like my meals

ice cold, like the blood in my veins and look on my face when we make love. Next time that happens I promise I will

stop and think before I just decide to take matters into my own hands. Sometimes I don't know my own strength, it's a

cats. I like cat cheese the best because so many of my friends are allergic to it, meaning more for me. But one day,

I'm going to learn how to make my own yogurt, and then I'll really be lucky! Maybe,

some day, I'll run off to Greece with Niko and we'll live amongst fig trees. That is, if I can ever leave Cleveland.

But unless the Indians void my contract, I'll be stuck playing baseball for the next ten years.