"What have I told you?!" he yelled out, slapping

"What have I told you?!" he yelled out, slapping the young girls face. The girl cired out as she fell to the floor, "I'm sorry!" she cried, scared of him even more. He looked ready

to burst. 'I' BEFORE 'E' EXCEPT AFTER C! We only have 3 MONTHS before the Spelling Bee, and you can't even get past MARSUPIAL! The girl nodded vigorously and hid her anger.

erupted from somewhere in the audience. Who would interrupt a spelling bee? This made her even angrier. She rushed into the crowd yelling the letters of her word BIBLIOBIBULI and

then Giganta the Spelling Bee God rose up mounted on her winged glasses. "S-t-o-p!" The little girl stopped. The Spelling Be God's chest opened up and out came a glowing quill pen

. It shot towards the dyslexic girl & impaled her forehead. The crowd gasped. The Spelling Be God retracted the glowing quill pen into her chest & said "c-o-n-t-i-n-u-e". The girl

keeled over, dead. The remaining contestants shoved Timmy to the mic.Nervous, his Tourette's kicked into high gear. "$-#-&-%-i-n-g-$-#-&-%" he screamed/spelled.The Spelling Bee god

appeared suddenly in the auditorium. YOU TROGLODYTES DARE MAKE A MOCKERY OF THE SACRED AND APPROVED ORDER OF LETTERS! We cowered before the Spelling Bee God. Technical difficulties

suddenly caused the Spelling Bee God to flicker, lurch. The letters making up his divine physique began to unravel and become undone; no longer were they logical and sequenced, but

rendered themselves unto gibberish. They didn't even become anagrams. The Spelling Bee God had been mutated into death by illiterate net-speak from idiots. A god died that day.