I propose that the town of "North Pole" shall

  • I propose that the town of "North Pole" shall be henceforth known by the name "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Furthermore during voting on this measure affirmation shall be indicated by the phrase

  • "take off your underpants" while simultaneously blowing your nose. I further propose that

  • --" "Hold on a sec. By putting those quotes around 'take off your underpants' do you mean not literally take off your underpants, but 'take off your underpants' nudge nudge?"

  • "No, what I mean by 'take off your underpants' in quotes is take off your underpants to reveal the other pair of underpants underneath. The magic ones we never talk about.

  • This kind of "mise en abyme" talk was too much for him to handle and he went into a seizure. During his fugue state, a pot of water was boiling somewhere in the world.

  • . A young Tibitian looked at the silver tea pot and saw his reflection distorted. The kettle whistled and he hastily prepared oolong for the Dalai Lama. Elsewhere, a man dreamed.

  • His dreams flashed intermittently. First, he was a swan living on a quiet farm outside of Monaco. Flash. Then he was falling forever through a chocolate landscape. Flash. Then he

  • Was a cat in a bookshop. His job was sniffing the books and greeting customers. He even guarded the sidewalk against dogs. Next, he had what could be called a Gemini dream.

  • He dreamed about the Moody Blues and wondered if he was born in the wrong generation. Then the bookcat started. I'm-I'm sentient? it thought. Eureka! An evolutionary revolution!

  • Then through Karnak the mind kindling progressed, reminding everything that THEY were the Univereses. Every star & galaxy revolved them until they didn't. The blues made you moody.



  1. SlimWhitman Oct 26 2017 @ 09:03

    Wow, "take of your underpants" induces a pretty awesome fugue state.

  2. ValkyrieGrrl Jul 03 2018 @ 07:35

    ...sooo....I'm still waiting for further instruction...? Standing here...underpants on the floor...anyone?

  3. SlimWhitman Jul 04 2018 @ 18:14

    ... but did you remember to blow your nose?

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