I propose that the town of "North Pole" shall
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I propose that the town of "North Pole" shall be henceforth known by the name "Ho! Ho! Ho!" Furthermore during voting on this measure affirmation shall be indicated by the phrase
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"take off your underpants" while simultaneously blowing your nose. I further propose that
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--" "Hold on a sec. By putting those quotes around 'take off your underpants' do you mean not literally take off your underpants, but 'take off your underpants' nudge nudge?"
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"No, what I mean by 'take off your underpants' in quotes is take off your underpants to reveal the other pair of underpants underneath. The magic ones we never talk about.
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This kind of "mise en abyme" talk was too much for him to handle and he went into a seizure. During his fugue state, a pot of water was boiling somewhere in the world.
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. A young Tibitian looked at the silver tea pot and saw his reflection distorted. The kettle whistled and he hastily prepared oolong for the Dalai Lama. Elsewhere, a man dreamed.
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His dreams flashed intermittently. First, he was a swan living on a quiet farm outside of Monaco. Flash. Then he was falling forever through a chocolate landscape. Flash. Then he
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Was a cat in a bookshop. His job was sniffing the books and greeting customers. He even guarded the sidewalk against dogs. Next, he had what could be called a Gemini dream.
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He dreamed about the Moody Blues and wondered if he was born in the wrong generation. Then the bookcat started. I'm-I'm sentient? it thought. Eureka! An evolutionary revolution!
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Then through Karnak the mind kindling progressed, reminding everything that THEY were the Univereses. Every star & galaxy revolved them until they didn't. The blues made you moody.
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- 2014-04-06 04:46:54
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- 2017-10-16 00:01:54
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SlimWhitman Oct 26 2017 @ 09:03
Wow, "take of your underpants" induces a pretty awesome fugue state.
ValkyrieGrrl Jul 03 2018 @ 07:35
...sooo....I'm still waiting for further instruction...? Standing here...underpants on the floor...anyone?
SlimWhitman Jul 04 2018 @ 18:14
... but did you remember to blow your nose?