Había una vez una profesora que se sentía

Había una vez una profesora que se sentía frustrada porque sus alumnos no tenían interés en su aprender. Se daba cuenta de que sus métodos de enseñanza eran obsoletos. Un día,...

Él tomó la clase, y con un año de práctica y trabajo duro, hann talaði íslensku nógu vel til að taka þátt í samræðum við ömmu sína.

"Sorry, non hablo puerco," I responded over the phone. Ten years after I performed in the live action Dora the Explorer and I still get the crank calls. Swiper was a LONG time ago.

But I just couldn't shake PTS nightmares. Undercover of darkness, I would sneak under the razor wire and don my domino mask. But she was always there, "SWIPER NO SWIPPING!" Oh Man!

I tried to forget it, hold it together. I was on my job man. I can't do this freak out at the Gap. We're having a President's day sale. "Here use this card." Sweat poured do

down my back as I held the card in my hand. I slid it through the cash register. My boss was looking over at me to see what was happening. The Gap customer started backing up

on my junk and we started daggering right there in the Gap store. My boss gave a small, approving nod. The register popped open, so I made it rain tens and twenties while

Larry from Accounting turned down the lights and pumped up Aerosmith's Greatest Hits. This chick was still grinding on me while by boss taped it. I could see other mall-goers start

to stop and point in awe. This was the greatest day of my life.