If the sight of clowns doesn't fill you with

If the sight of clowns doesn't fill you with fear, and the creepy crawly spiders are pleasant when near, then you find medals in horror very ho-hum; every horror film just needs

that one...element that makes you squeeze your knees together, scrunch up your eyes, and SCREAM! But movie audiences today are so blase about blood & guts, it's impossible to scare

. The new 3-D? Borrring. Large screens and surround sound? Done that. Which is why I set up buckets of pig's blood in the rafters for the big scene in "Carrie." THAT will get their

attention thought Solacious Crum. He was sick of Jabba's clique treating him like some sycophantic rat. This entertainment system would totally outshine the Rancor battles.

In the age we live in, this would be a huge seller. Some 3-1/2 years later, it was #1 among entertainment systems. Jabba was a millionaire and Solacious Crum was a distributor of

Omaha Love Doll Deluxe with Authentic Personality Analogue. (Analogue in the same way that a fish is not a hot tamale.) We call ours Karen Raskolnikov & we say she went to Brown.

Or if simulated sex with people isn't your thing, wouldn't you be interested in our two-hundred-page cookbook, including rotisserie recipes? I guess you could use it for food, too.

If you were a papyraterian, that is. Or a papyromaniac, since if you tried to cook the cookbook it would almost certainly set the kitchen on fire. So let's just have some kale and

just finish this story first. You see,it's been quite some time since this tale began,someone saw it fit to resurrect it and i feel compelled to finish it.JimBob sighed"very well".